Last updated: 2003.08.14

These Quotes are a little less Serious...

Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead.
Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow.
Do not walk beside me, either; just leave me the hell alone.

It's always darkest before dawn.
So if you're going to take your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

No one is listening until you make a mistake.

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help.

If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Some days you are the bug, some days you are the windshield.

A closed mouth gathers no foot.

Duct tape is like The Force; it has a light side & a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your mouth is moving.

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

Computer software -- good, fast, cheap -- pick two.

It's not a lie. It's a gift for fiction. -- Walt Price (William Macy) character in State and Main, movie by David Mamet.

Indecision is the key to flexibility.

Suicide is the most sincere form of self-criticism.

There is absolutely no substitute for a genuine lack of preparation.

Things are more like they are today than they ever were before.